Moral of the Story …

There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.

A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches I`d get it !!!"

A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and I`d get it!"

A hunter thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to

get the fish, and I`ll shoot the bear"

A mouse thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go

to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and I`ll steal the cheese off his sandwich!"

A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to

get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese,

and I`ll get that mouse!!!"

Suddenly …………….it all happened!

The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear get the fish, the hunter got

the bear, the mouse got the hunter`s cheese, but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water!!!!!

The Moral Of This Story Is….

"Everytime time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet!!!"

~ by evil1 on May 25, 2006.