The pursuit of happiness is a ludicrous concept . What many people fail to realize is that the harder one chases after it the more elusive ”Happines” becomes . If they chose to , most people would find something or the other ,  in their live’s to be happy about . However being  imperfect as human beings are , we choose to associate happiness with satisfaction and consequently  dissatisfaction causes us unhappiness. A man’s desire only increases as it is fed and he is never truly satisfied . Thus expaining why so many of us are always unhappy about something or the other .

A truly happy person therfore would be one who would not desire anything . Since none of us is truly capable of that kind of ascetism , and also owing to the fact that the very nature of desire is not to be satisfied . Do we then assume that one can ever be happy ?

We would be ” Happy ” if we could  change our perspective by a small degree . Instead of being unhappy about what we dont have , we could be happy about what we have . What if stop whining about the size of the paycheck but be happy that we atleast get to eat 2 square meals a day , instead of cribbing about the size of our apartments cant we be happy that we live in one , can’t we be happy atleast about having loved and been loved instead of crying over lost love or for those who havent found love , cant they be happy that they were spared the heartache …..!

What if we were true to our selves ? Instead of saying we are unhappy about some thing we could simply say ” I am dissatisfied ” or  ” I  desire ” . Even that would be a step towards happiness .

There was a fly flying 6 inches above a lake.

A fish in the lake thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches I`d get it !!!"

A bear on land thinks, "If that fly dropped 6 inches, the fish would jump out of the water, and I`d get it!"

A hunter thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear will go to

get the fish, and I`ll shoot the bear"

A mouse thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go

to get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, and I`ll steal the cheese off his sandwich!"

A cat thinks, "If that fly drops 6 inches, the fish would jump, the bear would go to

get the fish, the hunter will go to get the bear, the mouse will go get the cheese,

and I`ll get that mouse!!!"

Suddenly …………….it all happened!

The fly dropped 6 inches, the fish got the fly, the bear get the fish, the hunter got

the bear, the mouse got the hunter`s cheese, but the cat missed the mouse and fell in the water!!!!!

The Moral Of This Story Is….

"Everytime time a fly drops 6 inches, a pussy gets wet!!!"

Ever Notice  that many of the so called friends in your life ,become so busy with their own lives that they dont keep in touch ! Well being their friend you can forgive them for that , atleast you get that once a year birthday call or card etc .

What pisses me off  is that category of friends who would rather send you 10 pointless , superstitous fwd's  a day but not take out the time to write a personal mail .  

well i have such a friend , and after mailing her  a no. of times, and even calling her up and telling her to stop sending me fwds that were so pointless she still refused to stop …. and  that really made me very angry As a result i wrote her a letter which i inculded below … hope u enjoy reading it as much as i did writing it ! …..and yeah ! i cc'd this email to all mail to all out common frinds . heheheheh!

Dear Ms. ######

Your incessant ludicrous mania with sending , superstitious or pointless forwards only , as means of keeping in touch , baffles and deeply disturbs me .Furthermore your continuing effort to ignore all my previous emails ,asking you to stop this leads me to infer , that you have no respect what so ever for me . Even though I find that very insulting , I am making this final effort to be civil to a person i called my friend .

Please stop mails like these , a 2 line personal email will mean much more than a fwd mail.

 I realize that you have moved on to bigger better things and trivial matters like old college friends have little meaning .You obviously don't have the time or the will to write an email that will take 2 Min's out of your busy schedule , and for the sake of appearances you send us these FWD . . It is quite all right if you don't send them to me at all .I will not feel bad or bad mouth you, if you stop mailing altogether . I think it is a very normal development that old friends grow up and suddenly find that they do not want to maintain certain friendships . All I ask of you is to stop the farce ,　If you do not want to keep in touch send me no mails at all including FWD's.

This is the last time I'm asking you to stop . All future attempts to send FWDs will be considered as a hostile action and dealt with accordingly . I'm sure you remember how i was when hostile . Even though I do not get angry that often now a days , let me assure you when i do , I am more vindictive than ever before . 

On the other hand a friendly , personal email will be considered as a token of our continuing friendship and as a sign of mutual respect .

Regards,

XXXXXX

Every one, I’m sure has or has had at least 1 real chootiya as a boss or colleague at some point of time in their life. (The closest I can come to translating a chootiya is a …. stupid cunt.)  I call the chootiya in my office constipated , coz he has this perpetually pained  squint eyed look on his face that a normal being would only get if & when , he were straining to relieve him self when constipated .This bull headed depravity of a human being unfortunately is also a workaholic. Drudging away till 2am on something totally inconsequential, for him is sweet bliss.  Coming in to work on a holiday or better still staying at work all the time24/7 days week , he thinks is the road to salvation. Unfortunately for the some of us he likes to enforce his beliefs onto us too.As if saving himself weren’t enough he has to save all of those he can … as I said … chootiya. I am not averse to working on a holiday when the situation demands it. I believe that in such a situation it is ones responsibility, and one has to work.How ever call me on a day when it is not necessary I be there and the works out put will not depend on my performance and it just pisses me off.Now take this situation I am in , I have a 3 day holiday coming up soon , it’s a national holiday and I was really looking forward to it . Further more my Mum and Dad are returning to
India, and I had planned to spend the last 3 days they were here (which miraculously coincided with my holidays) with them. How ever the Constipated Chootiya, henceforth called C.C. (as I’m sure this is not the last you hear of him) has made it impossible for me to avail of the holiday. Even though ,he knew why I really needed the holiday. The fucker was even invited to the farewell party.God damn the Constipated Chootiya!!!